Are you tired of all the motivational calendars and posters that urge you to work hard and be a productive human being? Do you want to give up all ambition and live an aimless, carefree existence? Then this book is for you! Each page has an uninspiring quote that will give you a little extra demotivation to slack off on that project at work, miss your most important appointments, and avoid spending quality time with your family.
Disclaimer: By purchasing this calendar, you agree to hold Collier Publishing LLC and its employees harmless should you lose your job, receive divorce papers from your spouse, become estranged from your children, or gain an ungodly amount of weight.
Testimonials:
"Several of our astronauts got ahold of this book. They're now refusing to go to the moon." - NASA
"I left this book near my houseplants. Within hours, the started wilting." - Flora Farnsworth
About the Photographer:
Grant Collier is one of the least motivated photographers on the planet. It may appear that he hikes many miles over rugged terrain to capture his images, but the truth is that all of his photos were taken from the side of the road. In recent years, Grant has become passionate about night photography. He has discovered that he can set his camera to take repeated exposures throughout the night, while he sleeps on a mattress in his vehicle. Grant has not gotten up before noon in over 25 years, and he has never held a real job. Please help Grant continue his aimless and unproductive lifestyle by purchasing more of his books, calendars, prints, etc. at: www.collierpublishing.com and www.gcollier.com.
