Are you tired of all the motivational calendars and posters that urge you to work hard and be a productive human being? Do you want to give up all ambition and live an aimless, carefree existence? Then this calendar is for you! Each day has an uninspiring quote that will give you a little extra demotivation to slack off on that project at work, miss your most important appointments, and avoid spending quality time with your family. The gorgeous photos will demotivate you even more, as you can sit and stare at them for hours, wishing you were somewhere else.
*By purchasing this calendar, you agree to hold Collier Publishing LLC and its employees harmless should you lose your job, receive divorce papers from your spouse, become estranged from your children, or gain an ungodly amount of weight.
Features:- 4.5" x 4.5" pages printed on premium matte-art, FSC-certified paper.
- A fold-out easel to prop up calendar.
- Major U.S. holidays and observances.
- Moon phases, total eclipses, and major meteor showers.
- Full-color photo with demotivational quote and room for notes on every page.
- Back of pages are blank for more notes (though if you need this many notes, you are probably way too motivated).
- Tear-off pages.
- Contains all 365 days. We don't combine Saturday and Sunday onto one page, as we believe these are the two most important days for accomplishing nothing.
- No plastic!
- Guaranted to demotivate 30 times more than our monthly calendar!
Testimonials:
"After purchasing the Demotivational wall calendar from Collier Publishing for many years, I felt that I was still too motivated. I continued to go to the office once or twice a week and occasionally made it to the gym. However, by getting a daily dose of demotivation from this new calendar, I was finally able to eliminate any last vestige of motivation. I am now unemployed and completely out of shape. My diet consists of double bacon cheeseburgers, twinkies, and milkshakes. I can't remember the last time I took a shower or cleaned the house. Thanks, Collier Publishing!" - Anita Bath
About the Photographer:
Grant Collier is one of the least motivated photographers on the planet. It may appear that he hikes many miles over rugged terrain to capture his images, but the truth is that all of his photos were taken from the side of the road. In recent years, Grant has become passionate about night photography. He has discovered that he can set his camera to take repeated exposures throughout the night, while he sleeps on a mattress in his vehicle. Grant has not gotten up before noon in over 20 years, and he has never held a real job. Please help Grant continue his aimless and unproductive lifestyle by purchasing more of his books, calendars, prints, etc. at: www.collierpublishing.com and www.gcollier.com.
