Are you tired of all the motivational calendars and posters that urge you to work hard and be a productive human being? Do you want to give up all ambition and live an aimless, carefree existence? Then this flipbook is for you! Packed with 54 hilariously uninspiring quotes, this book will give you extra demotivation to slack off on that project at work, miss your most important appointments, and avoid spending quality time with your family. The gorgeous photos will demotivate you even more, as you can sit and stare at them for hours, wishing you were somewhere else.
Disclaimer: By purchasing this flipbook, you agree to hold Collier Publishing LLC and its employees harmless should you lose your job, receive divorce papers from your spouse, become estranged from your children, or gain an ungodly amount of weight.
Testimonials:
"My goldfish saw this flipbook. He stopped swimming in circles. Now he just floats." - Randall P. Glubb
"After flipping through this flipbook, I quit my job, stopped showering, and became a hoarder. Thanks, Collier Publishing!" - Anita Bath
About the Photographer:
Grant Collier is one of the least motivated photographers on the planet. It may appear that he hikes many miles over rugged terrain to capture his images, but the truth is that all of his photos were taken from the side of the road. In recent years, Grant has become passionate about night photography. He has discovered that he can set his camera to take repeated exposures throughout the night, while he sleeps on a mattress in his vehicle. Grant has not gotten up before noon in over 25 years, and he has never held a real job. Please help Grant continue his aimless and unproductive lifestyle by purchasing more of his books, calendars, prints, etc. at: www.collierpublishing.com and www.gcollier.com.
